I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 387 – A Busy Monday

I originally wanted to tell Xiao Qin I was learning from her grandfather, but I thought it would be too embarrassing to let her know I still couldn’t beat her with her family’s skills.

So I changed the topic towards her uncle who was both the principal and chairman of the Qing Zi education conglomerate.

“Wait, if your uncle is so successful, why were you living in those compounds with Auntie Ren when you were younger? Can’t Auntie Ren find a good place to live just by acting cute towards her brother?”

“Oh that... my mom had a falling out with my grandfather and my uncle stood on his side, so my mom hated them both...”

So, Auntie Ren was living in an old house in a compound because she was having a fit? If she accepted her brother’s help, then the Little Tyrant would have never become my neighbor! I hate Xiao Qin’s uncle so much. If you’re going to be a siscon, then do your job properly! How could you let Auntie Ren live in that old house for so many years!

I think the reason Auntie Ren and gramps had a falling out was because Auntie Ren got married in Hong Kong without the approval of her parents. I think Xiao Qin’s father had the surname of Huo. No wonder gramps hates people named Huo. There was an article in a film magazine that described Auntie Ren’s story. Apparently, Huo still couldn’t change his philanderous ways after being married to Auntie Ren and he ended up being caught in the act. Auntie Ren didn’t give him a chance to explain and beat them silly and ran back to mainland China with her child.

I also hate Xiao Qin’s father. If he didn’t betray Auntie Ren, then I wouldn’t have been bullied by the Little Tyrant for so many years!

It’s been so many years, but Auntie Ren and the gramps’ relationship still haven’t recovered. You can tell their relationship has improved a bit since Xiao Qin has learned Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps, but with his strange temper, he definitely would have said this to Auntie Ren:

“Didn’t I tell you he wasn’t trustworthy, why didn’t you listen to your elders....”

Auntie Ren, who has an explosive temper, would have instantly erupted and split apart Xiao Qin and her father. Xiao Qin’s uncle would have tried his best to console both sides.

I suddenly thought of something.

“Xiao Qin, if you’re uncle is both the chairman and the principal, it should be pretty easy for you to get your hands on a set of their uniform, right?”

“That’s right. I have a few sets of the female uniforms at home, I even have versions that are no longer used. Plus... I also asked my uncle for a few male outfits based on your body size, so we can use them as matching couples outfits...”

Screw that, if you had uniforms, then why didn’t you give them to me earlier when I asked you to help me sew the buttons? So, you didn’t forcefully take those buttons, but instead took brand new ones off a brand new uniform and sewed it back onto an old uniform. I have no words to describe your stupidity.

“About, about the button...” Xiao Qin stammered, “It’s a rare chance to be able to sew clothes for you and to fulfill one of my top ten greatest wishes, so I couldn’t give it up. That uniform who was picked clean of its buttons will also forgive me.”

Hell no it won’t forgive you. It’s going to fly out of the closet tonight and smother you to death in your sleep!

I returned Gong CaiCai’s language homework after I finished copying it, and she spoke feebly:

“Um... Ye Lin classmate, it’s better to do homework on your own....”

Gong CaiCai’s homework didn’t stay in her hands for more than a second before if was snatched by Xiong YaoYue.

“Is Ye Lin done, then let me copy it.”

Gong CaiCai could only turn to Xiong YaoYue and say: “Xiao Xiong, it’s better to do the homework on your own...”

“I know, I know.” Xiong YaoYue said while copying, “I’ll do tomorrow’s by myself. And lately I like the name Winnie, so call me Winnie instead of Xiao Xiong.”

“But... Winnie the Pooh is male...” Gong CaiCai said.

“How do you know he’s male? Winnie the Pooh never wears pants, but I never see a dick between his leg.”

Gong CaiCai’s face turned red and became silent when the topic of dicks were brought up.

It seems Xiong YaoYue had already forgotten that in the alley yesterday she was also not wearing any pants like Winnie the Pooh.

By the way, in order to avoid conjectures, I have to make something clear: I didn’t sell the underwear that Ai Mi gave to Xiong YaoYue to Director Cao.

It was... cremated! In order to stop its temptations, I burned it on the gas stove.

The flames shot up really high and it almost hit the kitchen hood and caused a fire! A man like me almost died to a pair of underwear!

After wrapping up with the underwear issue, I called Peng TouSi and asked about donating to the special needs school.

I only then found out that Peng TouSi donates half of his monthly income to that school. The school could only barely hold on with his generous contributions.

“Huh, Peng TouSi, you’re a selfless model citizen. It’s certain you’re going to heaven if you’ve done this many good deeds.”

“I can only hope. I’ve taken many lives before, so I’m doing as much as I can right now to make up for it. If I can’t go to heaven, then I can’t meet the enchanting God.”

Are you still thinking of hooking up with God. Have you already resolved yourself to be the mistress between God and Mother Mary? If you succeed, then you’ll become Jesus’ stepmother. Should I try to get into a good relationship with you while you’re still a mortal, so I would have someone covering for me after you become a god?

Finally, I transferred the ¥900 from Xiong YaoYue through online banking and asked Peng TouSi to donate it to the school.

In my eyes, Peng TouSi is even more reliable than the Red Cross.

Now, it’s time to go back to Monday after recounting the underwear and donation events. contemporary romance

Every time before gym class, the girls would have to change, so all the boys would be chased out the classroom. Today was no exception.

Xiao Qin who still wasn’t participating in gym class, came next to me while I was practicing basketball and whispered:

“(*^__^*) Hehe... I found a secret. Someone as perverted as you would for sure be interested, do you want to know?”

Don’t use the perverted adjective to describe me, at least use words like outstanding, or great, or divine.

“When everyone was changing in the classroom, I realized a lot of girls aren’t wearing bras because it’s too hot.”

“No way. Usually we sweat more when it’s hot out, so wouldn’t that mean it’s more likely for them to expose themselves.”

“It’s true.” Xiao Qin vowed, “The ones who were afraid of it sticking out used pasties, and they even compared whose pasties looked better!”

It’s definitely a lie, but it’s a scene to yearn for.... a class full of nude girls huddling around and discussing pasties...

Xiao Qin exclaimed and seemed to have remembered something.

“The class leader wasn’t wearing a bra and her pasty was in the shape of a shell.”

I am now positive you’re lying. There’s no way she would come to school without underwear, and she would never use a pasty.

“It’s your choice if you want to believe me.” Xiao Qin pouted, “It’s getting hot, so the class leader’s becoming more fickle. All secondary female characters have those personality traits.”

“The class leader must think she’s like a mermaid with those shell pasties. You can go take a look if you don’t believe me.”

Xiao Qin said as she pointed towards the volleyball court where the class leader was practicing.

I ignored Xiao Qin and played a bit more basketball.

As class was almost over, I strolled over by the volleyball courts due to boredom and watched the class leader and Xiong YaoYue play.

Xiong YaoYue’s foot had already fully healed. What an extraordinary healing ability, is she an earthworm? Would she become two of her if I split her in half?

Xiong YaoYue moved nimbly on the court and didn’t hesitate when it came to hitting the ball and was especially fierce during spikes. A perfect example of a tomboy.

As for the class leader’s volleyball skills, I could only see:

The class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts....

What’s going on, Xiao Qin’s words left a strong impression on me. I kept staring at the class leader’s breast trying to figure out if she was going no bra and wearing a pasty.

Eunuch Cao came up from behind and offered a tissue to me with both his hands.

“Master, please use this.”

“Huh, why are you giving me a tissue?”

“Master, you’re drooling...”

As I was wiping up my drool, the bell rang and for some reason Eunuch Cao ran away. In an instant, the class leader had already walked up to me while holding a volleyball.

Although I knew it was a bad situation, I couldn’t control my eyes, and the only thing I was thinking was:

The class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts, the class leader’s breasts...

Huh, there doesn’t seem to be a shell-shaped pasty.

“Did you know girls can feel a perverts gaze?”

“I’m not a pervert.” I denied it while hiding the drool covered tissue behind my back.

“Then why are you staring at my breasts?”

“I’m only curious...”

“Do you also stare at other people like this on the streets?”

“No, other people don’t have shell-shaped breasts....”

Ah, the class leader struck me square on the face with the volleyball, then she turned around with a flick of her hair. In the time she turned, I could see the slight outline of bra straps under her sportswear.

She’s clearly wearing a bra. I fell for Xiao Qin’s tricks again and lowered the class leader’s impression of me again.

I tried to correct myself to the class leader:

“It’s all Xiao Qin’s fault. I thought you weren’t wearing a bra...”

The second consecutive volleyball strike and this time I got a nosebleed. I was able to personally experience the might of the class leader’s spikes. It looks like there’s a high chance of class 2-3 taking home the win.

I went to the infirmary to ask Chen YingRan for some cotton swabs and found Xiao Qin was already there having a delightful conversation with Chen YingRan.

“Ah, why’s Ye Lin classmate’s nose bleeding?” Xiao Qin jumped up and came closer to take a look, “I already told you to not be so perverted or it will be dangerous!”

I glared at her.

I got nosebleed because I listened to your lies! Did you want the class leader to get mad at me on purpose? I’m never going to believe your words from now on.

After plugging my nose with cotton swabs, I noticed Chen YingRan was reading a newspaper with shocking headlines: “Fu Jian women molests 4 year old boy and kissed his dick until swollen”.

“Kissing a 4 year old, how inhumane.” Chen YingRan criticized with self-righteousness.

So is it considered human when you kiss a 14 year old?

When I returned to the classroom, someone had slipped a note in my desk: “I’m returning the gift card, don’t think you can take advantage of me by giving me benefits.”

Next to the slip was the ¥500 gift card I won last Friday with the class leader. It was sitting there quietly as if it was ridiculing me.

I looked at the class leader and she was studying intently and didn’t even look at me.

Xiao Qin, on the other hand, was abnormally happy.

“Ah, where did you get that gift card? How about I go shopping with you tonight?”

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